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August 30, 2010

Snake Puns

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While watching the news this morning, Fox News was making a big deal about the fact that an extremely deadly rattlesnake had escaped from the Atlanta Zoo, even though they had all kinds of safeguards, etc.

Me: Is that what they call a reptile dysfunction?

The wife answered without even cracking a smile.

Wife: I think they have a pill for that.

I’m going to slither away now thank you very much 🙂


August 27, 2010

Scary Thanksgiving

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A few years ago I was in LA for Thanksgiving at my, at the time, sister-in-law’s place. It was the night before all the food, and we were sitting in the family room watching TV. I don’t have a clue what was on, but all of the sudden I heard a helicopter come over the house very low, and I saw a bright light through the windows.

At first I didn’t think much of it, but then I heard it go by again. I immediately knew what was happening.

I jumped up, shut off the TV, and ran around the house turning off the lights. I ran to each of the doors and made sure they were locked. I told everyone to be quiet and we sat in the dark watching the helicopter trace back and forth across the sky.

It was erie hearing the whop whop of the blades increase in tempo as the chopper flew towards us, then slow again as it went past. The searchlight looked like something from an alien ship as it traced its beam back and forth from above.

A few minutes later we heard police sirens, lots of them, and a few moments after that, they suddenly stopped. I stared out the front window not sure what I would find, but I saw nothing.

After 15 minutes or so, the helicopter flew off, and the neighborhood went quiet. We sat in the dark for another half an hour or so, until it finally seemed like everything was over. We went to bed, and wondering what the heck had happened.

The next morning I went out to retrieve the paper and there it was on the front page. The police had been chasing a suspect on the street near my sister-in-law’s house, he had lost control of his van and crashed into a light pole. He exited the vehicle, jumped over the fence in her gated community, and ran down her street. He entered a house just down the street where they had a party going on. The fugitive entered the house, went to an upstairs bedroom, pulled out a handgun, and shot himself.

Needless to say, we were shocked. I knew when I saw the light, that the police were looking for someone. I wasn’t sure that he was in our neighborhood, but I thought we’d better be careful just in case. I’m not sure if our efforts prevented him from coming into my sister-in-law’s house, but I’m sure it didn’t hurt.

August 21, 2010

The kindness of strangers

Filed under: Thoughts — douglaslperry @ 4:12 am
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Saw something really cool on the way home from work tonight. A old yellow Plymouth Duster (I remember when they first came out) was sitting by the side of the road on my commute home. Back in the day it was one of my favorite cars, though I have to admit these days, it’s looking a little old.

As I pulled beside it, the hood was up, and I noticed fire was burning near the left side of the engine compartment. I think at the same time that I saw it, the truck in front of me noticed it as well. He immediately pulled off to the side and headed for the burning car.

I thought about stopping myself, but realized that I didn’t have a fire extinguisher, or even a water bottle in the car, so I wouldn’t be able to do much other than stand around in the way.

As I continued on, another 5 cars behind me pulled off as well, the drivers yanked open their trunks, and came running over with fire extinguishers. It was the coolest thing I’d seen in a long time.

If this had happened in South Dakota when I was growing up, I wouldn’t have given it a second thought. Things like that while not commonplace, would have happened from time to time. Here in California, this never happens. Usually people are whizzing by on the freeway so fast that they don’t even notice people having trouble on the side of the road.

It was really great to see that kind of caring from people out here as well.

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